Me Myself and...You?

this is why i’m nice to people no matter what

“After knowing her for six years, I called her and said: ‘I’ve got to go on a date with you right now.’ She’d just gotten back from yoga, so she told me: ‘I’m wearing yoga pants, and I’ve got yoga hair, but meet me for coffee in 15 minutes.’”

“So wait… why all this urgency after six years?”

“She was a teacher at my son’s school. I thought I’d wait until he graduated.”

I turned to the woman and asked if she’d been expecting the call. “Not at all,” she said. “I thought he was calling about tutoring.”